SportsBar Love

Hey all
We are getting some great questions and I am so excited to answer this particular one.

Q: How do you know a guy loves you even if he won't show it?

A: Well, haven't you ever heard the saying "actions speak louder than words" well that saying is fucking right! You should really look in the mirror and tell yourself you are pretty then punch yourself. Do you believe yourself? If you do then you may have an issue way bigger than this blog. 
Here is the thing. I grew up a middle child needing attention from anyone. That is why I do comedy, true story. I was the queen of "you should see how he is when we are alone".
Look if a guy can't show you he loves you then he doesn't. He probably doesn't even know how to love someone correctly anyway so you can stop blaming yourself.
I will tell you how to find out if he will ever love you.... walk away. Dump him. You heard me! 


The minute you take control of your own actions... the right ones will follow
"But I love him" you might be saying. You can't love someone for real unless you know he loves you back... with actions.
Now get off the internet, get in the shower and wash this shit off of you. Call your friends and go to a sports bar. Notice how I did not say club? Its a goddamn Monday night! People and guys who may be in need of flirting with you are at the sports bars. Eating wings and having beers.


Put on a cute t-shirt and jeans that make your ass look amazing and throw on sneakers....
the less you try the harder they all will, including that loser who doesn't love you YET.


Oh yeah... leave your phone in the car... that way you wont be checking it every 5 minutes. Have some good old fashioned 1995 cell phone are too expensive to own, fun! 
PS. You have to commit to this easy breezy behavior for at least a week.


Now when he calls you and starts doing the right things and finding out what an amazing girl you are... you can send gifts to me!!!

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